Running faster den a bulldog
Saturday, November 14, 2009
i tested my mercurial steam...people dun get horny or misunderstood me. I m talking about my new boots and some dick-like thermometer. Alex Ferguson once said that Alan Wiley was unfit and he had seen some butcher's bulldog who are much fitter. ???? Kay so i put things to the test and arranged wif Alan Wiley to fly down to the empty plot of filed below my house from London but apparently he told me he ran here. Den i invited my neighbours bulldog who knew how to speak english lyk Bolt and we ran in a 100m race. Wif my new boots i was ready. Den Alan Wiley blew his whistle while i was lagging. He sprinted lyk Adebayor who ran to the other end of field just to celebrate against his former club. The STEAM didn't work, it was impossible is catch up. I beat the dog though who was watching Miley Cyrus Part In The USA MV and forgot that the race had started. Nevertheless respect the old man Ferguson...or
